B: Gross! What are you doing to yourself?

A: Chill! I'm just curling my eyelashes.

B: It looks like some kind of primitive form of torture.

A: You're such a wimp! You're afraid of an eyelash curler.

B: Well, you might pinch your eyelid! Or lose an eyeball!

A: It just makes my eyelashes curl upwards.

B: What for?

A: More sales!